Kurze Einführung in die Vergleichende Religions- und Sozialwissenschaft am Beispiel der Scheiße


Ich erlaube mir hiermit, ebenfalls das Thema Blasphemieverbot aufzuarbeiten in Form einer Liste, wie verschiedene Religionen und Weltanschauungen das Thema „Shit“ betrachten würden.

Es soll damit Humor und Ernsthaftigkeit miteinander verbunden werden.

Ein bißchen Sprachtraining Englisch ist auch integriert.

Sozusagen ein Beitrag zur Hebung des Bildungsniveaus auf humorvolle Art. Das Wort zum Sonntag.

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions – The Shit List

  • Taoism – Shit happens.
  • Confucianism – Confucius say, “Shit happens”.
  • Buddhism – If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
  • Zen Buddhism – What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism – This shit happened before.
  • Mormonism – This shit is going to happen again. Stockpile.
  • Islam – If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
  • Protestantism – Make shit happen to someone else.
  • Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Catholicism – Shit happens because you deserve it.
  • Islamic Fundamentalism – Shit happens because they deserve it.
  • Calvinism – Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
  • Shinto – Shit is everywhere, so as long as you’re stepping in it, show it some respect
  • Ba’hai – All shit is truly shit.
  • Stoicism – This shit is its own reward.
  • Atheism – I don’t believe this shit.
  • Missionaries – Belive in shit, or we’ll boil you in it.
  • Seventh Day Adventist – Shit happens on Saturdays.
  • Amish – Shit dost occur.
  • Mennonite – None of this modern shit now.
  • Mormonism – Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.
  • Platonism – There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
  • Enlightenment – I shit therefore I am.
  • Agnosticism – Shit may or may not be happening; we don’t know shit.
  • Existentialism – Absurd shit.
  • Logical Positivism – Shit = S + H + I + T
  • Nihilism – Who gives a shit?
  • Altruism – Want some shit?
  • Capitalism – How much will this shit cost?
  • Communism – It’s everybody’s shit.
  • Marxism – The workers take all the shit, but they’re gonna dish it back out again.
  • Deconstruction – Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
  • Creationists – We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
  • TV-Evangelism – You need our shit! Dial 78910-SHIT right now!!
  • Christian Science – Shit is in your mind.
  • Moonies – Only happy shit really happens.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses – Knock, knock, shit happens.
  • Scientology – Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
  • Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
  • Transcendental Meditation – Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. …
  • Astrology – Ur-anus transits.
  • Murphism – Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
  • Voodoo – Let’s dump some shit on someone.
  • Hedonism – There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
  • Yuppieism – It’s my shit! All mine!
  • Rastafarianism – Let’s smoke this shit.
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